Eggs-pressions

Three Minute Egg® Expressions for Yogis and Yoginis

For fun, we created some specialized words and phrases to eggs-plain and eggs-press the joys of using the Eggs in your yoga practice.  Delight your friends and astonish your yoga class with these select eggs-pressions.  If you create your own and want to share, contact us, and we’ll credit you and add them to this page!

3MEgos:
Our amigos are people who use the Three Minute Egg® on a regular basis in their practice and in their classes. The name “3MEgos” refers to one of our favorite fun movies as well as our favorite fun yogis and yoginis. See also: Eggs-pert.

Egg-nostic:
Someone who loves the Three Minute Egg® but can’t decide which one is their favorite.

Egg-o-maniac:
Someone who just can’t stop talking about how much they love the Three Minute Egg®.

Egg-o-trip:
A vacation wherein you brought or bought the Three Minute Egg®. If you’ve brought your Eggs on a trip, let us know!

Eggs-cellency:
A social class limited to those who own their own Eggs. This class is growing faster than an introductory yoga class.

Eggs-ecutive:
A person who takes their Eggs to work with them. They don’t make a very good paperweight, but they are eggs-cellent for reducing the stress you feel in your back during the workday.

Eggs-empt:
Being forgiven for not yet having acquired Eggs of your own. This is usually a temporary condition.

Eggs-ercise:
Any form of movement done in conjunction with the Three Minute Egg®.

Eggs-hibitionist:
Someone who uses their Three Minute Eggs in public.

Eggs-huberance:
The feeling of bliss you feel immediately after using your Three Minute Egg®.

Eggs-istentialism:
The belief that the Three Minute Egg® came first.

Eggs-orcism:
Spontaneous healing caused by Three Minute Egg®. It’s not a miracle; it’s just a good stretch.

Eggs-orcist:
Someone who removes your pain by showing you how best to use the Three Minute Egg®.

Eggs-otica:
The performance of rare, advanced, and beautiful poses with the Three Minute Egg®.

Eggs-perience:
The sum total of knowledge gained from using the Three Minute Egg®. Eggs-perience enriches your yoga practice.

Eggs-pert:
Someone who has mastered the Three Minute Egg® and understands its unlimited potential.

Eggs-pletive:
Spontaneous outbursts of joy caused by using Eggs

Eggs-ploring:
Trying something for the first time with your Eggs.  We encourage playful exploration in your yoga practice.

Eggs-temporaneous:
The spontaneous verbal outburst of joy when using the Three Minute Egg®, sometimes for the first time.

Eggs-tra-terrestrial:
Anyone who’s had an out-of-this-world encounter with the Three Minute Egg®.

Egg-tavist:
A person, usually a yoga teacher, who has embraced the Three Minute Egg® into their practice and classes.

Eggs-patriate:
Someone who left their blocks behind and became a citizen of Egg Land.

 
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Meet Our 3MEgos

Egg-friendly yoga instructors Pronounced "Three Amigos"
Teachers who love Eggs.
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Become an Ambassador

become an Ambassador Help spread the word
while earning discounts.
» get started

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Attend a local workshop Qualify as a reseller
to get wholesale discounts.
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with your logo.
» add logo

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