Eggs-istentialism:
The belief that the Three Minute Egg came first.

Eggs-pert:
Someone who has mastered the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-otica:
The performance of rare, advanced, and beautiful poses, with the Three Minute Egg.

Eggo-maniac:
Someone who just can’t stop talking about how much the love the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-hibitionist:
Someone who uses their Three Minute Eggs in public.

Eggs-cellency:
A social class limited to those who own their own Three Minute Eggs.

Eggs-ercise:
Any form of movement done in conjunction with the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-huberance:
The feeling of bliss felt immediately after using the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-perience:
The sum total of knowledge gained from using the Three Minute Egg.

Eggo-trip:
A vacation wherein you brought or bought the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-orcism:
Spontaeous healing caused by Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-orcist:
Someone who removes pain using the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-temporaneous:
The sponaneous verbal expression of any kind, inspired by the Three Minute Egg.

Eggs-ecutive:
A person who takes their Eggs to work with them.

Eggs-tra-terrestrial:
Anyone who’s had an out-of-this-world encounter with the Three Minute Egg.